Read the half past dead movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on movies. Steven seagal has to neutralize the situation and rescue a supreme court justice held hostage. I should warn you, should you watch the film after seeing the box, the name steven seagal or the hilarious title, it is spectacular. Think about it, would you rather see steven seagal s half past dead or pee wee hermans half past dead, exactly. Morris chestnut, steven seagal, matt battaglia half past dead 2002 official trailer 1 steven seagal movie this movie tells the story. Half past dead 2002 video detective movie trailers. Vintage half past dead vhs video cassette tape movie. Watch half past dead add to watchlist sasha petrosevitch steven seagal is a thief that steals cars, and although his friend nicolas nick frazier ja rule has vouched for him to his superiors, they are still wary of his origin, especially since there has been some questionable arrests within recent times.
Breaking a sweat in the underlighted, overplotted and accurately titled half past dead, steven seagal, the action hero that time forgot, is grunting mightily to. This movie tells the story of a man who goes undercover in a hitech prison to find out information to help prosecute those who killed his wife. Steven seagal morris chestnut ja rule nia peeples tony plana kurupt michael taliferro claudia christian linda thorson bruce weitz michael mcgrady richard bremmer. Half past dead 2002 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. By the time id finished laughing at the title of this ridiculous seagal movie it was nearly finished. Only in the early 2000s could a movie this insane be made. With bill goldberg, kurupt, jack conley, robert madrid.
He has since appeared in films and reality shows, including steven seagal. During the latter half of the 1990s, seagal starred in three more feature films and the directtovideo film the patriot. Watch half past dead full movie hd 1080p video dailymotion. Tough guy steven seagal is a dangerous guest on alcatraz island in this. Steven seagal acting movie credits a list of 25 titles. See the full list of half past dead cast and crew including actors, directors, producers and more. His mother was of dutch, english, and german descent, while his father was the son of russian jews who had relocated to the u. Half past dead don michael paul, steven seagal, morris. Half past dead 2002 official trailer 1 steven seagal movie. Seagal, who looks more like danny aiello these days, mumbles his way through the movie. Sascha petrosevitch is an fbi agent working undercover to infiltrate a gangland kingpins operations.
Half past dead would ultimately become the harbinger of the future of steven seagal s film output lazy, derivative nonsense with a liberal sprinkling of a wannabe ghetto film with terrible. Steven frederic seagal was born in lansing, michigan, on april 10, 1952, the son of medical technician patricia 19302003 and high school mathematics teacher samuel seagal 19281991. In recent years, steven seagal has been steadily losing any firm standing as even a b. A master of several japanese martial arts, steven seagal is a popular action movie hero whose films combine spiritual concepts and socialenvironmental consciousness with highvoltage violence. Vintage half past dead vhs video cassette tape movie steven. The film costars morris chestnut, ja rule, tony plana, kurupt, and nia peeples. Alcatraz, the most notorious prison in history, has reopened. Watch half past dead starring steven seagal in this suspense on directv. Half past dead is a bad movie with no plot and not even watchable with your brain off. There are moments, to be sure, when ja rule and morris chestnut seem to hear the music, but theyre dancing by. Jul 19, 2018 well, this was a guilty pleasure movie of mine.
Inmate nick ja rule must help undercover fbi agent sascha. In half past dead, ja is partnered with steven seagal, the fading actionmartial arts star who not only refuses to go away, but has recommenced his career by coming up with his very own marketing. With morris chestnut, steven seagal, matt battaglia, ja rule. Half past dead 2002 stream and watch online moviefone. This movie tells the story of a man who goes undercover in a hitech prison to find out. And to make it even more nuts, you cast morris chestnut. Subsequently, his career shifted to mostly directtovideo productions. But the most striking thing about it is the fact that the presence of steven seagal who, for good or ill, has. The film tells the story of a criminal who infiltrates a prison to interrogate a prisoner about. Half past dead s predictable plot provides enough action and interesting characters to keep the viewers attention. Released november 15th, 2002, half past dead stars stevenseagal, morrischestnut, jarule, niapeeples the pg movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 38 min, and received a score of 23 out of 100 on.
Inmate nick ja rule must help undercover fbi agent sascha steven seagal rally the other inmates to stop the invaders before they murder the supreme court justice present for the impending. Half past dead morris chestnut steven seagal matt battaglia don michael paul. Since we are talking about a movie in which steven seagal earns most of the screen time, you have to choose someone else. Already undercover in alcatraz, fbi agent petrosevitch steven seagal has to neutralize the situation and rescue a supreme court justice held hostage. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and ill be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. Morris chestnut, steven seagal, matt battaglia half past dead 2002 official trailer 1 steven seagal movie this movie tells the story of a man who goes undercover in a hitech prison. Rent half past dead 2002 on dvd and bluray dvd netflix. Nov 15, 2002 half past dead is about as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying. Why it crackles steven seagal does what he does best kicking major ass while thumbing his nose at high brow movie critics. Tough guy steven seagal is a dangerous guest on alcatraz island in this actionpacked prison film. Like who thought it would be a good idea to pair up ja rule and steven seagal. Worse, he has to convince his convict partner ja rule and the other inmates to fight on the right side of the law. Half past dead the strangest career in hollywood continues its gradual disintegration in half past dead. Backed by a full band and a ready wit, actor ben platt opens up a very personal.
Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead or for seagal pessimists. Simply go see michaels bay the rock which does this plot better and avoid this seagal film. So in this episode we talk about ja rule and his mark on hiphop, nia pebbles being the best thing in the movie, wirefu, lip gloss, this nonexistent plot and steven seagal s being durag history. It is also nowhere near some of his more recent dreadful flicks see. Half past dead movie 2002 steven seagal, morris chestnut, ja. Half past dead 2002 criminal mastermind donny49er one morris chestnut has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a hightech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the. Since we are talking about a movie in which steven seagal earns most of the screen time, you have to.
Half past dead steven seagal morris chestnut ja rule 2002 an undercover fbi agent steven seagal battles a criminal mastermind morris chestnut and his. Awfully good movies half past dead hd exclusive, steven seagal with this week seeing the release of the new will ferrellk. Still, as a stereotypically mtv themed action movie, half past dead is at least visually superior to many of the inferior examples. Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, tv series and more. Vintage half past dead vhs video cassette tape movie steven seagal. Half past dead is far from steven seagal s best work see. When he was five years old, he moved with his parents to. Half past dead is a 2002 american action film written and directed by don michael paul in his directorial debut, and produced by steven seagal, who also. Steven seagal isnt given sufficient screen time to really kick that much ass in half past dead, but considering the lacklustre quality of his performance this isnt such a problem.
Undercover fbi agent sascha steven seagal must stop him before its too late. Morris chestnut in half past dead 2002 morris chestnut and nia peeples. Rent half past dead 2002 starring steven seagal and morris chestnut on dvd and bluray. The criminal film talks about the corruption among the police and judiciary in the us and the confrontation of those who have pure conscience. Mar 24, 2015 with this week seeing the release of the new will ferrellkevin hart comedy get hard, we decided to take a look at another prison movie teamup for awfully good with a very unlikely duo. The patriot on my top 10 list of all time worst films ever. Half past dead is like an alarm that goes off while nobody is in the room. This ought be my favorite shootout scene of this silly, dumb and steven seagal almost didnt do his own fight scenes, but i enjoyed it. Awfully good movies half past dead hd exclusive, steven seagal with this week seeing the release of the. Its a tossup as to which is the more entertaining pastime. Its available to watch on tv, online, tablets, phone. May 07, 2018 so in this episode we talk about ja rule and his mark on hiphop, nia pebbles being the best thing in the movie, wirefu, lip gloss, this nonexistent plot and steven seagals being durag history. It goes through the motions of an action thriller, but there is a deadness at its center, a feeling that no one connected with it loved what they were doing. Subscribe to the 123movies mailing list to receive updates on movies, tvseries and news of top movies.
Watch half past dead online stream full movie directv. Half past dead is a 2002 american action film written and directed by don michael paul in his directorial debut, and produced by steven seagal, who also starred in the lead role, alongside andrew stevens and elie samaha. Lawman, which depicted seagal performing his duties as a reserve deputy sheriff. Half past dead is about as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying.
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